Lock the doors! Board the windows! Bring in the patio tablecloth, and move the bird bath into the garage! They’re coming! The Birds are coming!
Tom Lacallaide and I crack open a bag of Haribo Gummy Colas, as we respond to the threat of a bird attack in the most reasonable way possible: Run into the street, screaming.
Oh, and maybe put away the good China. Birds are notorious messy eaters.
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The Birds: Raven Reviews With No Egrets